So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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