new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
only if we run a train.
done.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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