I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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