So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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