why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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