sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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