I think I am morally bankrupt
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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