She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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