I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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