I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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