please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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