Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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