To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
