the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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