You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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