Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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