roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
