I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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