My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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