They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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