so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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