Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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