Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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