im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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