Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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