Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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