his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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