Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We're too hungover to prance.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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