he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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