Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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