Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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