if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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