I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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