Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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