Four minutes until I can fart!
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
She has the best kind of daddy issues
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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