it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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