hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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