Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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