what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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