They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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