What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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