If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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