What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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