Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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