Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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