Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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