Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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