It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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