He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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