I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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