it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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