he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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