I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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