I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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