I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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