don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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