Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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